From the highly disturbed, foolishly romantic and slightly egocentric mind of

"It is worth noting, even at this early juncture, that I am not an author.  I have no classical training nor any intention to obtain one.  For me to claim to be an author would be demeaning to the word and insulting to those who rightfully hold that title.  What I do can only be described as "writing" insomuch as there is no other verb which accurately depicts the action which produces the words on the paper or screen.  I tell stories; I always have if I'm being honest.  I probably always will.  Enjoy them not as insight, but as the fictitious ramblings of a madman that they are."  - L.A.Ricketts III